Headline News...2029!!

**TheScamDetective** · Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 1351 Location: California

This is funny....but...you just never know....could happen!!!!!
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HEADLINE NEWS.......2029
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>�� Ozone created by electric cars now killing
> millions in the seventh largest country in the
> world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
> White minorities still trying to have English
> recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
>
>�� Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern
> United States crops and livestock.
>
>�� Baby conceived naturally.� Scientists stumped.
>
>�� Couple petitions court to reinstate
> heterosexual marriage.
>
>�� Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in
> the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly
> known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ).
>
>�� Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it
> will take at least 10 more years before
> radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>�� France pleads for global help after being
> taken over by Jamaica .
>
>�� Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars
> can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea
> Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>�� George Z. Bush says he will run for President
> in 2036.
>
>�� Postal Service raises price of first class
> stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to
> Wednesdays only.
>
>�� 85-year $75.8 billion study:� Diet and
> Exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
>�� Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
>�� Japanese scientists have created a camera with
> such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a
> woman with her mouth shut.
>
>�� Massachusetts executes last remaining
> conservative.
>
>�� Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
> violates their civil rights.
>
>�� Average height of NBA players is now
>�� nine feet, seven inches.
>
>�� New federal law requires that all nail
> clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up
> newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
>
>�� Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly
> illegal political contributions to campaign
> accounts.
>
>�� IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
>�� Florida voters still having trouble with
> voting machines.
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